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A God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell — mouths mercy, and invented hell — mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!

kenbrasai:

- Satan, The Mysterious Stranger (note that “Satan” is an epiphet in that book)

• Camping is intense. Get it? In. Tents.

That awkward moment when you want to talk, but your friend won’t shut up.

laugh-addict:

They’re just like

And you’re just sitting there like

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Charles Manson (via iwrestledacaseyanthonyonce)

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like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

 lmao

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willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

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ACCIDENTALLY SEEING SPOILERS FOR SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE

sodamnrelatable:

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the fucking .gif

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